seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends


imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid. I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for … for ten minutes!


i don’t wanna be famous for the fame
i wanna be famous so i can meet other famous people


my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it

I’ve learned that I’m going to go through really high highs and really low lows. I don’t always pick the right people to trust. But I’m not going to stop trusting people.”


you know that feeling when nothing’s wrong but nothing’s right either

Your identity is your most valuable possession. Protect it. And if anything goes wrong, use your powers. - The Incredibles (2004)

go,  l i v e  your  d r e a m .


a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

i know what you’re all thinking. that if this works, it might kill me too. but even if it does, you have to stick through with it. stick with the plan

         the plan is to save you. that’s the plan i’m going with.



When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

is that how parents feel


I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”