sometimes i forget i’m not actually friends with some of you and i start to reply to your text posts and i have to stop myself
"Billy where is your homework?"
"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”
list of people i like:
please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help
No officer, you don’t understand! You put the gun in your hands, but you don’t pull the trigger. Why are you arresting me?? IT’S A METAPHOR!!!